Like, imagine that adorable forest spirit but instead of just chilling in the woods, he's totally stressed out. He's got that insane mortgage to pay, his bus route is a nightmare, and his therapist keeps saying to just chill.

It's kinda wild how relatable that would be, right? I mean, who hasn't felt like a mythical being sometimes? We all need a break. Maybe that's why everyone loves him so much.

Spirited Away: The Cursed Simp Edition

So like, you know Zeniba from Spirited Away? Total simp for Chihiro. Always/Constantly/Perpetually trying to Save/Woo/Win over her heart, even when she's all "Indifferent/Confused/Annoyed" about it. Like, dude chill! You Should/Could/Ought to focus on your own Spirit World/Problems/Journey. It's kinda Sad/Pathetic/Cringey how he's so obsessed with her. Maybe he just needs a good Therapy Session to get over more info his Simpness/Craziness/Obsessive Tendencies.

• The whole movie is basically just Chihiro dodging Haku's advances, it's hilarious.
• Imagine/Picture/Visualize him writing her love letters in Ancient Symbols
• Haku's Love Potion definitely didn't work, am I right?

Ghibli Memes To Slay ace Your Midterms

Finals week got you feeling like Calcifer in a fiery inferno? Don't worry, because Studio Ghibli memes are here to save your GPA. From Spirited Away's No-Face offering up wisdom on procrastination to Totoro reminding you that even giant fluffy creatures get stressed about exams, these memes will make you snort and maybe even learn a thing or two. Plus, who could resist the cuteness of Ponyo giving a shiny A+?

• Share these memes with your study buddies for instant motivation.
• Bonus points if you design your own Ghibli-themed study guides.

Remember, even though studying can feel like a marathon, at least you've got these adorable animated companions by your side!

Ponyo's Drip is Busted

Yo, Ponyo be lookin' stacked these days! She's got that glow, know what I'm sayin'? Her outfit is totally on point. I bet those little goldfish scales be addin' to her style.

Ponyo, you a true queen. Keep on shinin'!

Howl's Moving Castle: Rent is Too Damn High

This wild new trend sweeping through the kingdom has left everyone flabbergasted. Howl's newest venture, a mobile castle, is turning into a fiasco thanks to skyrocketing rent. The desperate locals can barely pay enough bucks for bread, let alone Howl's exorbitant charges.

• Some say that the rent is even higher than a dragon's hoard
• People aredeserting in droves, leaving Howl with an deserted castle and a annoyed attitude
• {The King is consideringintervening to control rent prices before the entire kingdom collapses

My internet is down

I think it's those little goblins, lurking in the ether. They zoom around like tiny fireflies, siphoning off my signal. My streaming are running worse than dial-up, and I can't even load a page without delay.

• Perhaps it's time to use an ethernet cable.
• Must stop the sprites